Spruce: There can be only one
Spruce: and I'm too sexy for my LAN, too sexy for my LAN...New York and Japan
Spruce: it's envrionmentally friendly
Spruce: no trees were harmed in the making of this mail client.
Spruce: Spill the beans on the table I always say
How much Spruce would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Spruce? A woodchuck would chuck all the Spruce he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck Spruce.
Spruce: Whaddaya want me to do? Kill the process again?
Spruce: The bloat sank, get over it
Spruce: A release a day keeps the termites away
Spruce: brought to you by The Department of the Redundancy Department
Spruce: Uhh, could you keep that dog away from me? I just had my roots cleaned.
Spruce: Save a whale! (not necessarily a literal whale)
Spruce: Save the trees! Don't use toilet paper!
Spruce: That'll be $4.95 shipping and handling.
Spruce Forcast: anyone not wearing 2 million sun block is gonna have a real bad day.
Spruce: whaddaya want me to do? Kill him again!?
Spruce: because this planet is being FedEx'd to hell
Spruce: the ONLY email client with an occasional Freudian slip
Spruce: I have 1 simple request, and that is to have sharks with freakin' lazer beams attached to their heads
Spruce: Now evidently my cycloptic collegue informs me that that can't be done.
Spruce: I'm gonna hold the world hostage for 1 MILLION dollars! Muhahaha! I mean billion.
Spruce: If you were me, then I'd be you and I'd use YOUR body to get to the top! You can't stop me no matter who you are!
Spruce: **SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE** USE SPRUCE **SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE**
Spruce: http://www.xtorshun.org/spruce
Spruce: the email client with an attitude
Spruce: Yeah baby, YEAH!
Spruce: shall we shagg now or shall we shagg later?
Spruce: It's shagadelic baby
Spruce: Maybe I'll give you a call sometime...your number still 911? Alllllrighty then!
Spruce: An Email client. A complex, subtly balanced life support system.
"Comparing Linux to NT is like comparing a long distance runner to a sprinter, respectively."
On the twelfth day of christmas my exploits gave to me 12 deleted boxen, 11 denial of service attacks, 10 passwords cracking, 9 hackwhorez whoring, 8 intel xeons, 7 switches switching, 6 sendmail sploits, 5 gigs of warez, 4 backdoors, 3 credit cards, 2 buffer overflows and a root shell on a t3
Spruce: cuz my wood is stiffer!
Spruce: It's what's for dinner
Spruce: We deliver!
Spruce: Outta the way! Got a package people!#!$%^
Spruce: 7h3 |33tsp34k c|13nt
Spruce: because ya like my signatures daymnit!%$#%$@
Spruce: what's a `debug`?
Spruce: happier than a pig in shit
Spruce: happier than a pig in mud
Spruce: it's for shits and giggles
Spruce: what's a socket?
Spruce: keep your eyes on your six, because we love to flame bandits
Spruce: It's everywhere you want to be
Reserve your copy of Spruce for MacOS X today!
Spruce: because only her hairdresser knows for sure
Spruce: raise your hand if you're sure!
Does your mommy know you use Spruce?
Jump-start your day with Spruce!
Spruce: 12 essential vitamins and minerals
Spruce: made from all natural ingredients
Spruce: come fly the friendly internet
Spruce: To be, or not to be...that is the question.
Spruce: because "User Friendly" is for wusses
Spruce: Relax. You've been erased.
Spruce: Relax. You've been fragged.
Spruce: because it's everywhere you want to be
Spruce: The client that takes you places...
Come fly with Spruce!
Spruce: I'll be back.
Spruce: spice up your life!
Spruce: The email client that sucks less!
Spruce: Coming to emails near you!
ConfusUs say: woman with Spruce have no need for wood
Spruce: it's not for the keyboard impaired!
Bill Clinton smokes Spruce. He just doesn't inhale!
Spruce: It improves your sex life! (Just as Monika!)
Spruce: Because God told me to tell you so.
Spruce: Bite the leg... bite the leg... bite the leg...
Linux: Got source?
Linux: May the source be with you...
Linux: Because a PC is a terrible thing to waste.
Spruce: Splinters in your mouth, not in your hands!
Spruce: I con't do it Cap'n...I doon't have the POWWWEERRRR!!
Linux: Because the people who are crazy enough to believe they can change the world are the ones who do.
"Got Spruce?"
Spruce: a new fragrance for men, by Calvin Klein
Spruce: anything else would be uncivilized
Spruce: coming soon to a theater near you!
Spruce: double your pleasure, double your fun!
Spruce: don't leave home without it!
Spruce: stronger than oak!
Spruce: for distribution only with a new PC
Spruce: good to the last drop!
Spruce: it adds that extra uNF to your sex life!
Spruce: it does a body good
Spruce: boldly goes where no client has gone before!
Spruce: it keeps going and going and going and...
Spruce: it won't get you laid
Spruce: nine out of ten doctors recommend it
Spruce: nine out of ten gynecologists recomend it
Spruce: now with flavor crystals!
Spruce: now Y2K compatable!
Spruce: it gives ya wood!
Spruce: it gives ya a woodie!
Spruce: shaken, not stirred
Spruce: so real, you'll wet yourself!
Spruce: stays crunchy in milk!
Spruce: strong enough for a man, pH-balanced for a woman
Spruce: the Cadillac of email clients
Linux: the choice of a GNU generation
Spruce: the cure for the common client
Spruce: the fresh-maker!
Spruce: the NEW form of birth control!
Spruce: the ONLY bug-free client
Spruce: the OTHER white meat
Spruce: tastes like chicken!
Spruce: official sponsor of the 2002 Olympic Winter Games
Spruce: the un-Cola
Spruce: your way, right away
Spruce: Just when ya thought it couldn't get any better
Spruce by any other name is still Spruce
Spruce has bite! (just ask Mike Tyson!)
Spruce is as a Spruce does
1999: year of the Spruce
Spruce: A friend with weed is a friend indeed
Chester Cheeta uses Spruce. Ayeuhayueuhayueuh!
Choosey moms choose Spruce!
Do you... Spruce?
Does your mommy know you use Spruce?
Dr. Kavorkian is DYING to use Spruce. Aren't you?
Free sex with a Spruce upgrade! Call for details!
Gary Coleman uses Spruce. Whatchoo talkin bout foo?
Get your free warez from ftp://127.0.0.1!
Have you huggled your Spruce today?
He-Man uses Spruce. *HE HAS THE POOWWEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!*
Spruce: Hey, where's the cream filling?!
Homer Simpson uses Spruce. DOH! DOH! DOH!
Spruce: I came, I saw, I ran away screaming
Spruce: I got sucked into /dev/null!
I see your Spruce is as big as mine!
Spruce: I wonder what this button marked "EOF" does...
Spruce: I'm off like a prom dress
Spruce: Just Do It like Nike... BEEYATCH!
Spruce: Leggo my Eggo!
Life is like a box of Spruce. Ya never know what yer gunna git.
Spruce: Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy
Mike Tyson says Spruce BITES! Do you HEAR what I'm saying?
Mr. Rogers uses Spruce. Won't you be my neighbor?
Spruce: Showering in your clothes shows you're crazy. Showering in the nude shows your nuts.
Silly wabbit, Spruce is for kids!
The best part of waking up is Spruce in your cup
The Borg use Spruce. It will be assimilated. Shouldn't you?
The FDA says 5 servings of Spruce a day increases sexual potency
The Invisible Man uses Spruce, you just can't see it!
The Spice Girls use Spruce. (instead of underwear and talent)
Tony the Tiger uses Spruce. It's Grrrrrrrrreat!
We are Spruce of Borg. You will be assimilated. Using MS Outlook Express is futile.
Yo quiero Spruce
Spruce: They said it'd never come, we knew it was a lie.
Spruce: because God hates a quitter.
Spruce: user discretion is advised.
Spruce: Candy   Is dandy   But liquor   Is quicker.
Spruce: The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
Spruce: Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do.
Spruce: He who laughs last, laughs hardest
Spruce: There are three types of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics
Spruce: Quoth the raven, "Nevermore!"
Spruce: I think, therefore I am. (Cogito, ergo sum)
Spruce: go away, we're like closed or something
Spruce: shit happens
